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Friday, October 21, 2011

Rant it out

Cosmopolitan magazine has a section called Bitch it Out. I am now creating my own version of this which is currently untitled until I can think of something clever. Here goes:

1. I’m not even sure why cars are made with turning signals anymore since no body uses them. I swear probably only like 15% of people used them today when they needed to. That really grinds my gears like nothing else. Like I don’t get road rage but when people don’t signal, go full speed to make a turn and get in front of you then slow the heck down (hello you’re not supposed mess up the flow of traffic) and when people drive super slow and notice the light it turning red, so they speed through it and you’re stuck at the red (if you were just driving the speed limit, we both would had made the light but you’re probably on your cell phone).

2. Today I bought two belts at H&M at Mapleview. Well foolishly, I accidently grabbed a large as opposed to a medium, which it too damn big. So after I dropped my mom off at work I stopped by Limeridge Mall to exchange it for the right size. But apparently, H&M only makes half a dozen Large belts, and then a million extra small ones. Thanks for nothing H&M, now I have to drive back to Burlington to exchange a belt. Just because your models are tiny doesn’t mean the rest of the population is.

3. I don’t know any household except mine which doesn’t have a dishwasher. I hate washing dishes. I may just buy one for Christmas for my parents. It benefits many people because there was a pile of dishes in the sink and none were mine. That really grinds my gears too, cleaning a million dishes I didn’t dirty. I also hate being told to clean the dishes when none are mine. All new houses should include a dishwasher, however this may already be true.

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