Oh Jenny No!

I know I have been slacking in a hard way and I saved this picture maybe a week ago ready to write about how horrible this outfit was. Well, I’m doing it tonight. I just finished school, cut me some slack. I deserve some time off to recuperate. And I’ve also turned into some what of a couch potatoe, which I have no excuse for but it kind of nice. Also, after doing BodyPump again this past Monday, I am still sore. Is that right, should I be worried? All I know is I am going to be ripped, helloooo…. someone point me to the beach. Not today, soon. I’ll let you know when.

Okay, so OH JENNY NO!!! This outfit is something Britney Spear’s would have worn when she was 18. That’s about 12 years ago. Now, Jennifer Lopez, you probably could have gotten away with this outfit…. um never. First, because when you were young enough it wasn’t in style. And second, it’s just not right on a woman of your age. Don’t get me wrong, I understand you are the People’s Most Beautiful Person, you’ve got a smoking bod after having twins and you’re married to Marc Anthony, a man who can sing me to sleep anytime. But no! No, no no.

(picture courtesy of JustJared.com)

Like why? Where is the rest of your top? Where did it go? Or did you forget to put the whole top on? You’re like 40 and you’re gorgeous but this is desperation. Desperation to be young, and Jenny from the Block should never be desperate.

Just please J-Lo, Jenny from the Block, Jennifer Lopez or Mrs. Anthony, please never dress like this again, however your hair looks great.

The end.