Today is the day for dramatic Bachelorette.
So Ben C. is getting the first single date, I think he is a tad boring. We’ll see. Ashley is teaching him a dance because she has set up a flash mob for him. But he’s a decent dancer, and he’s trying hard at it, that he’s becoming much more cuter to me. Aw, he’s all embarrassed about dancing in public, cute. He seems so much older than 28 though, he’s so mature and a lawyer. Obviously, its the most ridiculous first date you’ve ever been on Ben, it’s the fricking Bachelorette. I’m surprised they didn’t fly you out to Paris. Ben C. is definitely growing on me. But he talks fast. However, I do feel they make an adorable couple.
Big group date coming up, some intense previews have been on all last week of some fool saying some stupid things.
JUST TAKE OFF THE DAMN MASK, JEFF!! Stop your rambling. Oh, four, three, two, one and Oh-M-Gee… he really took it off. Meh. Enough about Jeff, how much does William look like Josh Lucas, he is gorgeous but apparently the idiot who doesn’t know funny from hurtful. Letting yourself get roasted Ashley, I’m not so sure if its the smartest idea. Please be nice to her gentlemen. I love how Bentley the jerk and The Mask Jeff are chilling together, trying to come up with jokes.
It’s The Mask’s turn and he makes fun of her boobs… what!!! Well seems like that was the top topic, her flat chest. Funny and nice I guess? lol, it is a roast.
Why do you think William knows you so well after one date Ashley? William clearly doesn’t and he is much less attractive because of his terrible jokes and attitude about the whole thing. His comments were rude.
Wow Bentley, “I’m not going to pass up on a chance to mess with her head”… seriously? You’re an ass!!! Oh God, this guy is so full of himself, and he’s so playing a game. Bentley agrees with the comment that made you cry. You just like him because he' doesn’t fall over his own feet for you and what did he just say… “24 of the 25 guys were happy it was you”? Oh dear Jesus, he was that one that wasn’t happy.
JP I love your excitement about getting a date, but do you do your eyebrows? They are very thin.
Finally, Ashley is confronting Bentley about being contacted before the show began by a friend who says Bentley is not the greatest of guys. Wow, he even knew who it was coming from. It’s like he’s talking out of his ass, how doesn’t she see it? I seriously think this show is a little scripted.
Yah, Ryan is given the rose. I was scared for a minute that she was going to give it to Bentley. Ashley is seriously going to hate Bentley though when she watches this back on television. Oh he’s such a liar, stop comforting her, just leave already. Like he’s going to make his exit like a good guy and she’s going to think he’s leaving being honourable because he wants to see his daughter. No you don’t have the tears Bentley, you’re so FULL of it. He did do this completely for fame. “It’s annoying to hold a girl that’s just crying and crying and crying”, great line Bentley. Another was “no girl is attractive when she cries” and now he wants to have sex with her. A period is better than a dot dot dot. Take the period, end it. “Ashley is totally not a girl I’m smitten by, but the type I hook up with from time to time”, is this guy for real?
Chris Harrison is such a smart guy, he saw right through Bentley’s act. How could she say she’s in love with Bentley? It’s been what, 3 weeks? And I’m just assuming that because this is the third episode but you just look some foolish school girl saying you love him.
Favourites: Ben F…. he just looked so damn adorable in that toque, he’s look good up here in Canada. William, he’s grown on me, I love how happy he looked when she gave him a rose. Ya he effed up, as all men do but the Josh Lucas thing is totally working for him. Also I don’t think Ben F is going to get far at all.
Given Roses: Ryan, JP, Ben C, Constantine, West, Mickey, Ben F (whoo), Blake, Nick, Ames, William
Sent Packing: The Mast Jeff, Chris D and Bentley
Um weird, Bentley doing his hair in the washroom while The Mask Jeff is on the crapper, seriously? And he’s what, reading the classifieds? Creepy.
Also, I think Ashley is WAY prettier than Emily and she should definitely not feel insecure by her. She’s like a Barbie doll, not impressed.
Till next week.
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