Things bound to happen

Listed are a few things that I for saw a long long time ago my friends.

1. George Clooney and  Elisabetta Canalis have spilt up. Yes, they were cute. She was gorgeous. But c’mon its notorious bachelor George Clooney. He will never marry and probably be in a relationship in a few short weeks, hopefully with me (a girl can dream). Lets not seem so surprised it happened.

2. Lindsey Lohan has violated probation because she has failed one of her drug tests, testing positive for alcohol after ‘allegedly’ throwing a party at her house. That’s like putting steak in front of a starving man. But seriously who is surprised. This girl seriously needs someone with her all the time. Is it so hard to pay someone to do that? Honestly, I’m a great influence, I’ll go clean up Lindsey. I’ll send Mama Paiva, that girl will find God.

3. All 3 boxes of granola bars I bought Saturday night have been eaten… by myself. I think… I think I shared one. So much for John Savidis working. Yes I am doing John Savidis and it is kicking my ass, seriously. That’s a hard program but you understand why it works and can see results if you keep it up. I’m going tomorrow, Friday and Saturday. And now that I’ve put it here for all to see… or just my 12 followers lol I must go.

That’s it for things that were bound to happen, and no one is surprised about, especially number 3.