Bachelorette Marathon

So I’m home and jetlagged so what else do I do: have a Bachelorette marathon, I have quite a few episodes to catch up on. I already know and am seriously disappointed in the fact that she picked JP. wtf Ashely? You have Ben, Constantine and Ames there, 3 of my favourites and you pick JP. Worst news to receive after landing.

What greek names Constantine’s family has, lol. Same names as the Greek people I know. So I am on the episode in which Ashley is in Constantine’s hometown… hello Ashley, where are the olives on your pizza or salad. I used to think we were a lot alike but first you pick JP, then no olives, green or black, our differences are beginning to emerge. I love the staff at Giorgio’s, they are hilarious but get back to work, lol.

Love your boots Ashley, I feel our bond growing again. I love old European men (not in a creepy way though, in a cute way) and Constantine’s dad in no exception. I love the accent, love how he almost teared up when Constantine came in, love the advice he gave and love that he gives bear hugs.

I must say I am a little bored by Ashley’s hometown date with Ames. After seeing Constantine’s huge family which is pretty much like mine, except we don’t dance around the living room, my dad doesn’t toss out money and we’re Portuguese, are families are like twins, lol.

Ben’s hometown, I’m excited. He’s been a serious favourite since the beginning, the shaggy hair did it for me. My dad sounds like Ben’s dad, except my dad’s not a gentle giant, he’s more like a gentle average sized man, very quiet also. Ben’s sister looks like she could be a model/tennis player, she is so tall. I don’t understand how Ben hasn’t had a lot of longer relationships.

JP your hometown date is BORING but I may hold something against you now because I know you win.

So, I’m on the next episode. I don’t want to write a play by play of all the episodes I missed because that’d be one long post.

But I can’t believe what Constantine is saying, I love that he’s being upfront and honest and not taking the chance away from the others from being there when his heart is not in it.

Okay so I’ve watched up until like half way through the Men Tell All episode but apparently there is only so much Bachelorette I can stream before I max out so I’ve had to put a halt to my marathon and have decided to unpack my suitcases (boo).

To be continued…