So I’ve been a terrible Rookie Blue fan and missed it the last two weeks, which I hate because I like giving it a boost in ratings. Not like my viewing makes much of a difference but still every little bit helps, especially for Canadian shows. However, it is now time to catch up and I’ve found some new Rookie Blue fans out there who are looking forward to my commentary. So here you go:
God, this shows makes me wish I became a police officer. I wanted to when I was younger, really bad. I was a huge fan of Cops and America’s Most Wanted, however on one episode a female officer was shot after she pulled a car over for speeding. She ended up dying waiting for help. That terrified me. I understand it’s the states and that’s not likely to happen. But apparently when cops pull people over, they tend to take off and drag them under their vehicles. It happened again last week, the officer luckily survived.
So Dove and the bomb squad girl are official? And Noelle can you please talk to the captain about the baby. He may want to be your baby’s daddy.
Wow, this girl is stupid. She says she lost her phone and it’s in her pocket. Don’t quit your day job. Seriously Mary, what is going on? You’re crazy. Mary, can you just answer why the heck you called in a bomb threat? You’re the worst liar, stop making crap up.
Ha, they have to learn how to ride a horse. A very scary thing if you have not ridden a horse, also quite difficult and also very smelly. Dove!! Stop crushing on your best friend’s girlfriend. I love Diaz and Gail, I’ll never forgive you Dove if you break them up.
God, I hate commercials breaks on Global Online. If I want to watch Global News I’ll do it Global, now stop interrupting Rookie Blue every seven minutes. Um, horse instructor, I hope you are not flirting with Andy because the next guy and the last guy she gets with is Sam, so take your horse and gallop away.
To tell your wife about the strippers? I’m not so sure. I guess honesty is the best policy. Yah, Nash’s boyfriend (whose name I forget) finally has made an appearance this episode.
Funny, Dove is high off his prescription drugs. I hope he doesn’t try to take any criminals down. Keep your thoughts to yourself Dove. Don’t make things awkward for yourself. Let go of Gail’s hand. Oh poor Mary, I feel bad for you now. They’re going to kill you. Everybody just calm down.
Horse instructor back down. I will come after you. You tell him Diaz, don’t be stupid, don’t drink and drive. Nash’s boyfriend, his name is Jerry and yes the two of you are going to be good. Kiss Noelle. Just kiss her. Well there you go Noelle, now you’ve kissed. I think you found yourself a baby daddy. Look now things are weird between Dove and Gail. DO NOT kiss Dive, Gail. I repeat DO NOT.
See I was too tired to watch the next episode but everyone has told me how good it is and now I have too. Sorry sleep, you’re just going to have to wait. Here’s the next episode, which I may fall asleep during.
Wow this girl is from 90210, the original, I’m pretty sure her name was Claire. Oh Andy, future you is kind of annoying and picky. It’s a cute condo, buy it. So Gail you seem a little bitter, I hope this doesn’t mean that you are interested in Dove, because you have Diaz who loves you, and who I love.
It’s a great plan, so Gail and Dove forget it and be happy with your own significant others.
Okay so Global TV Online has stopped working and I can no longer continue watching this past Thursday’s episode, so I’ll probably watch it Sunday. This makes me sad but excited because I can sleep.
Later my fellow Rookie Blue fans, lol 
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