So socialite/reality star/business woman/actress/playboy pin up/ everything on the map has added a new endeavour onto her resume… she is now a recording artist. How unfortunate for our ears really. Now I am tone deaf. I have been told this by many people, I am a terrible singer. I often think bad singing sounds generally alright. Unless your one of those terrible Idol auditions.
But I tend to think a lot is alright. I’ve never once in my life thought someone was monotone, even this one professor at McMaster University and everyone was like “oh my God, I don’t like him, he’s so monotone and his jokes suck”. I’m all like “Monotone, what? I hear his tones go up and down and he’s funny so back off”. But truly I’m the only person who said he wasn’t monotone, and I think that’s because I am tone deaf.
After saying all that, Kim Kardashian is monotone. She is. This is a first for me. But I feel she sings this horrible song at one level, it sounds just like her speaking voice, and honestly I’m not sure how she’s not embarrassed she released this to the public. Just because your gorgeous and fashionable and raked in 65 million last year, does not mean you’re going to sell records. I’m sure your record company hopes you do, but I don’t see it happening. Unless there are Kardashian fanatics out there that need everything the Kardashian’s endorse/create which will equate to a lot of garbage. You may need to be on Hoarders to clear that out after.
I’m not sure, maybe I’m being to harsh. Maybe she isn’t monotone and it’s simply the fact that I’m tone deaf that I don’t hear it. Give it a listen.
Do you like it? Is she really monotone or is it just me?
I vote monotone.
ReplyDeleteBORING!!!